Alan during polish class

alan has to waer a hoodie during polish class

alan during polish class - waers a hoodie

by habadabalove April 26, 2021

Polish Alan

Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.

God i wouldn’t like to do a Polish Alan.

by MiniMexicanM4n April 20, 2023

Pulling an Alan

Asking someone to play a game with you then rage quitting a few minutes later

I can't believe he left the game he just asked us to play!(pulling an alan)

by Ilikeppinmybunghole July 15, 2019

Pulling an Alan

When your girl/wife dumps you and take it up the ass. You start making fake accounts and call the girl out and ruin her reputation. She’s over him but he’s not over her.

Guy 1- did you see how badly Geni’s reputation went?

Guy 2- yeah Abe was pulling an alan

by Missmewiththatbs2 January 13, 2021

Possibly Alan

amazing, funny, cute, happy person,

Friend: "Hey you're a possibly alan!" You: "Thank you man!"

by jackakaka January 3, 2022

pulled an alan

When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!

omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.

by am4life14 December 24, 2007

pulled an Alan

When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration

She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her

He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan

by andromeda123 August 3, 2010