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afraid of commitment

The natural and perpetual state of human males.

Lacking the decency and character to invest one's time and energy into a long-term relationship or a marriage. May be caused by an over-production of testosterone, immaturity, inflated ego, and in most cases, simply being male.

Side effects may include frequent breakups and new girlfriends, frequent one-night stands, general unreliability in a relationship of any type, and a vocabulary of bullshitty dating jargon such as "I just want to be friends with you."

99.9% of all men are born with this condition, guaranteeing that women will spend most of their dating years with shitty, unreliable, wimpy men.
"My boyfriend just broke up with me after we'd only been dating 2 months. I think he's afraid of commitment."

Samuel was so afraid of commitment that he dumped every girl he dated as soon as he realized she was actually willing to work at a relationship.

"I can't get married...I'm afraid of commitment!"
by randomperson890 March 20, 2010
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I'm Afraid Not

3 words used to defy an action
Hacker: "Haha! I am going to kill everyone!"
Pro: "I'm afraid not."
by A nerd stick November 6, 2020
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Afraid of clowns

When you are on a date with someone you want to fuck, the first line you say is" i'm afraid of clowns, and i want to stick my dick in every orifice of your body". If she get's up and leaves, you know where you stand, if she remains, she's game. abbreviated to i'm afraid of clowns.
Yah i got laid last night, I used the i'm afraid of clowns line and it worked.
by Cerlz January 28, 2013
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afraid

im afraid u wont love me anymore im afraid im going to loose u. im afraid you'll replace me and find someone better than me im afraid someone will make u happier than I can. im afraid u will lose interest in me, in us.
by ewfhekr.afdj,hfw.kbjs November 12, 2020
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afraid of the dark

in golf, when your putts will not go in the whole. this is frustrating experience, often accompanied by many lip-outs
Dammit, my ball is afraid of the dark.
by 123456789 September 11, 2005
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I'm Afraid

What you say ironically in almost any situation that youre slightly uncomfterble with, confused about, or losing focus in.

Accompanied with eyes like O_O, and 1/4 tsp of Sarcasm.

When the edges of your brain are fraying with the feeling of scurredd you spell it Afrayd.
Girl 1: "yayy let's order curly fries"
Boy 1: "Aww, daing main! yumyums"
Girl 2: "I'm Afraid O_O"
Girl 1: "okays bape"
by chocolatesauceee June 20, 2011
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Afraid of the moment

“Hey Mingy! You wanna run some shipment 24/7?”
Nah man last time I played that I went 6-82”
“Wow Mingy you’re afraid of the moment
by minecraft_jesus April 24, 2020
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