afterbation

the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.

Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."

Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"

by the lorilax April 14, 2014

The Afterlost

The state of the characters of LOST once the final season has ended.

John Locke is disabled again in the afterlost.

by DaNo_Seattle February 3, 2010

Japanese aftertaste

The act of shitting in someone mouth

I gave this girl a japanese aftertaste

by WorthlessPieceOfCake October 11, 2016

Afterbate

When leftover jizz from masterbation is slowly excreted over a period of about 30 minutes

Damn, my afterbate was so bad last night i had to change my boxers 6 times!

by Freestyle090 February 11, 2009

afterbath

The period of time when your dog freaks out all over the house / apartment because they just got done with their bath. Often occurs from dogs who act like they are dying on the inside when receiving the bath.

Me to Friend via text: Dude your dog was like, 'I want to play in the mud!' And I was 'like sure, but you get a bath now.' Dog was like, 'Why do you hate me?' Now after the shower your dog is freaking out...

Friend Response: My dog lives for the afterbath.

by Humenbean May 7, 2011

Afterlust

The feeling you have when you have sex, and then hours later you still feel pleasured

He felt the afterlust of fucking cindy, even though it had been five hours

by Archamedies616 March 14, 2019

afterplastered

Low energy state humans experience when alcohol induced euphoria has left them.

Taking care of a kid on a long flight is tough, but doing it afterplastered is a million times worse!

by dhrotky December 23, 2019