I have your attention
by kwang May 21, 2003
Get the attention mug.A loud, overly dramatic, annoying, attention-whore that was destined to live life alone and never bare children. Thus, extincting their own gene-pool.
A-"Hey, you look tired today"
B-"Yeah, the 'attention-o-saurus' kept me up all night when she was yelling at some guy she just met because he doesn't love her."
A-"Thats ok. At least she will never have children."
B-"Yeah, the 'attention-o-saurus' kept me up all night when she was yelling at some guy she just met because he doesn't love her."
A-"Thats ok. At least she will never have children."
by LitlatP March 7, 2010
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Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.
Jill: Watch this video!
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*
by FreeCottonCandy August 1, 2010
Get the Youtube Attention Span mug.Toxic Narcissism, Narcissistic Personality Disorder. An inflated sense of self importance and extreme egocentric behavior that asphyxiates anyone who gets too close.
Believing that you're better than others
Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness
Exaggerating your achievements or talents
Expecting constant praise and admiration
Believing that you're special and acting accordingly
Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings
Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans
Taking advantage of others
Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior
Being jealous of others
Believing that others are jealous of you
Trouble keeping healthy relationships
Setting unrealistic goals
Being easily hurt and rejected
Having a fragile self-esteem
Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional
Believing that you're better than others
Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness
Exaggerating your achievements or talents
Expecting constant praise and admiration
Believing that you're special and acting accordingly
Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings
Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans
Taking advantage of others
Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior
Being jealous of others
Believing that others are jealous of you
Trouble keeping healthy relationships
Setting unrealistic goals
Being easily hurt and rejected
Having a fragile self-esteem
Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional
And such men, when they have a violent affection to themselves, choose neither to eat nor to sleep rather than to perfect the things which they care for but are incapable of caring about anyone else.
by la belle June 12, 2011
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Get the attention mechanic mug.People with a musical attention defficit disorder have a tendency to switch every (or almost every) song they listen to midway through (if not before that).
Also abreviated to M.A.D.D.
Also abreviated to M.A.D.D.
I'd swear that John has a Musical Attention Defficit Disorder. When I was listening to his MP3 with him earlier, he couldn't stop song skipping! It drove me nuts!
by K!tah76 April 5, 2009
Get the musical attention defficit disorder mug.Similar to a normal attention whore, but one who uses Facebook or other social media to satisfy their craving for attention.
Often posts statuses that they are upset, angry, or self-deprecating statuses in a desperate bid for pity comments and attention. However, such comments are usually only received by fellow attention whores.
Often posts statuses that they are upset, angry, or self-deprecating statuses in a desperate bid for pity comments and attention. However, such comments are usually only received by fellow attention whores.
Facebook attention whore 1's status: "OMG terrible day :( dont text phones off."
Facebook attention whore 2's comment: "Oh no :/ text me now!!!"
Everyone else: Shut up, no one cares.
Facebook attention whore 2's comment: "Oh no :/ text me now!!!"
Everyone else: Shut up, no one cares.
by Hughes81 June 23, 2011
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