arsehole astronaut 

A person who likes to ravage brown town. Usually refering to a homosexual.

Hey arsehole astronaut, leave me arse alone... gay.

arsehole astronaut by neil armstrong April 9, 2008

Filthy Astronaut 

To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.

Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut

Filthy Astronaut by JoeWilly 1972 February 15, 2009

Astronaut Love 

The kind of love that you would put on a diaper and drive 3,000 miles for.

She be crazy, she is in total astronaut love

Astronaut Love by Urban LiLlY March 1, 2007

Autonaut

Auto-naut : Noun., A person that automates testing

That autonaut sure can make some sick selenium scripts.

Autonaut by mos6y April 17, 2012

astronaut chicken 

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.

"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."

astronaut chicken by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015

Astronaut Helmet 

Materials Required:

1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag
2. Duct Tape
3. Anal Orifice

Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.

Steph: "Oh my god i've had such crazy sex in my life!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"

Astronaut Helmet by Easy Easly January 23, 2010

Lazy Astronaut 

(V) A very specific sexual position

The man lies across two objects (i.e. beds) with the top half of his body on one bed and the lower half on the other, leaving his midsection in the open. (Like he’s an Astronaut falling through space) the woman lays below him and straddles by her legs around his mid section and pulling up creates the "docking procedures". Thereby doing all of the actual thrusting and allowing the "Astronaut" to be lazy...

That girl I was with last night let me do the Lazy Astronaut..

Lazy Astronaut by SalmonHDQ February 12, 2008