Teen Chat Acronym Decoder

Help for desperate paranoid parents who don´t feel having enough control on their kids, and who feel lost when they find acronyms like "ftw,” “pyt” and “otp,” when spying on their internet activities.

"Ever wonder what your child is really saying online?
Well now it’s easy to find out with the all new Teen Chat Acronym Decoder!"

by rperazag June 16, 2010

Acronymbecile

Someone who uses acronyms excessively in written or spoken communication.

I couldn't understand a word that guy just said-- he's a total acronymbecile.

by wordhackkee April 23, 2009

acronymonious

Adj. full of acronyms, symbols, or other word substitutions.

S1: "Let's get to the DMV PDQ."
S2: "You are so acronymonious."

by DtotheT August 20, 2010

Cunt (acronym)

Can't Understand Normal Thinking

Used to call someone a CUNT (acronym) when you can't. She just can't understand normal thinking.

by sailor dad June 6, 2009

acronym whore

An acronym whore is someone who uses acronymized words in real life too much.

"Pass some LBZ, wouldjuh?" inquired the acronym whore.

When you start hearing "lol, jp" in daily life, beware..

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

acronymcompoop

The epic and amazing ability of some shitheads to combine lame,random words to make an acronym and submit it as a definition.Only the most advanced minds can string together the first letters of a group of words.

Some shit-for-brains submitted PBR as a definition for Papst Blue Ribbon. What an acronymcompoop.

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

Army Acronyms

Funny acronyms and slangs used by American soldiers in wars.

Here is a list of the most popular army acronyms.

REMF - Rear-Echelon Motherfucker
ATFU - Ate The Fuck Up
DILLIGAFF - Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck
FIDO - Fuck It. Drive On
FIIGMO - Fuck It, I've Got My Orders
FISHDO - Fuck It, Shit Happens
FM - Fucking Magic
FNG - Fucking New Guy
FOAD - Fuck Off And Die
FODA - Fuck Off and Die Asshole
FTA - Fuck The Army
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBIJAR - Fuck You Buddy, I'm Just a Reservist
FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUBIS - Fuck You, Buddy, I'm Shipping
FUGAZI - Fucked-up, Got Ambushed, Zipped-In
FYB - Fuck Your Buddy
JAFO - Just Another Fucking Observer
JANFU - Joint Army-Navy Fuck-up
LLMF - Lost Like a Mother Fucker
NFG - No Fucking Good
NPGs - No Pussy Getters
BCD - Birth Control Device. Refers to army issue eyeglasses
PFC - Pointless Fucking Chevron, or Proud Fucking Civilian
PFM - Pure Fucking Magic
SOS - Same Old Shit
SNAFU - Situation Normal: All Fucked Up
SRDH - Shit Rolls Down Hill
SSDD - Same Shit, Different Day
SSND - Same Shit, New Day
SWAG - Scientific Wild-Ass Guess
SST - Shit-Sucking Truck, Slang for the vehicle used to remove human waste from the portable toilets.
S-FUS - Standard Fucked Up Situation
TARFU - Things Are Really Fucked Up
YMRASU - Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army backwards)
WTF - What The Fuck, said as "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" on radio's

by Hojko January 19, 2008