acrofat

a really fat acrobat. usually a karen or your fat math teacher

person one: oh my god, mrs mcleod just did the splits for us
person two: what the fuck, she’s such an acrofat

by foreigner69 May 21, 2020

Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics)

Mixed + Mens Pair: Older Men forcing young girls and boys into things they dont want to do.

Womans Group + Pair: Old Women forcing little girls into things they dont want to do.

Man Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics) is the best sport ever!
IKR! But no one knows it exists!

by Gofol December 17, 2018

Acrobatic Orca

A person who is over weight and try's to do tricks in a pool and just fails

That girl is such an acrobatic orca.

by Larahh January 25, 2010

Acrobatonym

/ˈakrəˌbatəˌnim'/
Noun
An abbreviation of initial letters of another word and pronounced as a word that takes the use of mental gymnastics to make sense as intended, often times used unconventionally and unintuitively.

It is an acrobatonym for the acronym "you 'FUCK's' " to mean "you 'Freindly but Unconventionally Cool Kids' ."

by -Zweih Aunders September 23, 2020

Acrohat

A hat with 6 arms and 6 legs. The top of its head is always open so you can see it's tiny brain. Its favorite food is human toenails. It is related to the Bumany.

I saw a Acrohat walking a tightrope.

by Cactus pineapple October 17, 2020

acrobatic fucking pirouette

a sicknasty jump flip move known to be effective at escaping INSUFFERABLE GUARDIANS and their SORCEROUS SCULPTURES

wow rose that was a rather acrobatic fucking pirouette you just performed there

by excessiveRancor December 6, 2022

african acrobat

When someone poops on your penis, and you proceed to fling your penis around, sending the shit in their direction.

I hope i never perform an african acrobat.

by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016