Couscous sex

When you take a handful of couscous and thrust it deep into your girlfriend's pussy.

John bought couscous to have couscous sex.

by Cementnat March 31, 2022

Couscous Water

When you are so bad that not even rice water or dog water is enough to describe it.

Teammate: bro, you’re so bad. You’re the worst at this game.

Team mate 2: you’re fucking bad bro. You’re literally couscous water, literally so bad kid.

by Youresobadbro August 17, 2022

Couscous Cocktail

The Chubby-bunny challenge but you replace the marshmallows with bollocks that have been marinaded in a Bloody Mary.

Becky: I dare you to do the Couscous Cocktail challenge!
Josh: Bro no
Becky: okay I'll do it, gimme your bollocks nasty man.

by deatrociouswh0re October 16, 2023

Mohamed couscous

A profet of ze meme

MOHAMED COUSCOUS QUAND IL PET IL FAIT DLA MOUSSE

by KLAKLIN December 11, 2020

mohamed couscous

Profete

Mohamed couscous quand il pet il fait dla mousse

by KLAKLIN December 11, 2020

scraping my couscous

A more aggressive term of flicking the bean.

Scraping the couscous requires a very stern hand during female masturbation.

“Don’t mind me, I’m just scraping my couscous.” She said as she ran her nail over her clitoris.

by Funface October 15, 2019

Asks how to make couscous

A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.

he's asked how to access the wifi again. He's got the same information I do. If he asks how to make couscous one more time I'm going to kill him.

by Spanner16 June 13, 2023