Boating accident

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.

i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.

by Ave End May 28, 2018

Accidanal

When you ready to drown in the pussy but end up swimming through the butt! #Drake

Jonathan, bruh I was smashing Olivia last night, and I could have sworn I had my dick up in her pussy making her feel it in her toes! Turns out It was fucking accidanal! Still gave that bitch some heavenly truffle butter tho!

by YoFuckDora July 21, 2016

Re-Accomodate

To beat savagely.

"Stop talking or I'll Re-Accomodate you"

"Keep messing with me, and I promise you will be Re-Accomodated"

"Walk away now, before I Re-Accomodate your face"

by moriya2k2 April 10, 2017

Accidental Adult

An individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.

Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.

I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.

by Peeper Winkman April 26, 2010

Quiet accident

An espionage term for a murder made to resemble an ordinary accident.

Harry Palmer witnessed a death by car, with all the marks of a KGB quiet accident.

by I, Wreckerrr October 24, 2016

Accidental Text on Purpose

When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.

In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."

by Richie Queijo November 7, 2017

Accident

Me and you probably

"I'm a accident and i'm proud"

by Stay in drugs, dont do school. January 27, 2019