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by Nathan0.o TT April 8, 2022

Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi

What Trump desperately wants May Day to be.

"I declare May 1st Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi."
"No, it's May Day, aka International Labor Day. Fuck off, orange viceroy, and tell King Putin to fuck off as well."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 18, 2018

Absolute Poo

A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.

“How did your interview go?”
“Absolute Poo!”

by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

The Absolute State

An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.

Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"

by AZUBBY October 4, 2019

absolute cunt

1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.

2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety

That Big Ears shat on the back seat of my car. What an absolute cunt.

by N. Oddy November 13, 2013

Absolute mad lad

When someone does something so extreme, that even god becomes curious.

Dude did you see what Tyler just did?! He put the milk first into the bowl instead of the cereal! Absolute Mad Lad!!!!

by J3rm3rks May 17, 2018

absolute madman

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.

Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!

by TheChineseSenator November 8, 2017