asswipe 

Name of a person who (usually) has head inserted in ass. A dumbass.

I wish that asswipe would learn how to drive.

PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! You f*cking asswipe!

asswipe by osama bin jimmy July 19, 2006

asswipe 

A male who thinks very highly of himself and alternates through many girls in his town. Often has nice swag, spiked hair, parasuco tees, wear white belts and VERY attractive. They are also well known for standing girls up, once they have you for a week, they get bored move on never talk to you again and don't talk to you for a good month and a half.

"he is soooooooooooo fucking hot, but such an asswipe'

asswipe by foreignfantasy111111 May 29, 2011

Asswipe 

1)one who wipes ass

2) A nother word for : Douche bag Guido Sibling Teacher Any fan/Memeber of the shit band BrokeNCYDE etc.

1)
Ron: Sally likes to wipe my ass

Eric: Damn i wish a had an asswipe like Sally

2)
Jorma: Look at those asswipe Guido douche bag retards giving each other blowjobs under-neath the hot dog stand

Akiva: Your typical asswipe

Asswipe by FUCK BROKENCYDE FUCK YOU!!! August 3, 2010

asswipe 

The couple on "Saturday Night Live" who could not think of a name for their child.

"Package delivery for Mr. Asswipe." "NO! It's Ass-weep-ay"

asswipe by ToxicCherry August 29, 2003

asswipe 

A person that annoys the hell out of me an acts like a complete douchebag.

You're a asswipe

asswipe by bringjadenthehorizon November 12, 2014

asswipe 

someone who has a messed up personality, does the wrong thing, or stinks!

boy: why do you keep disobeying me?...and take a bath asswipe!
girl: really?
boy: lol jk

asswipe by luluknobetter January 3, 2015

asswipe 

A person who is so stupid that they make the donkey look good (smarter than them).

guy 1: I know a guy who asked me how to do the same math problem about ten times.

guy 2: Some people never learn. What an asswipe.

asswipe by Edefiner February 10, 2015