Absult is not a word.
by Absult Rockstar February 24, 2013
Get the Absult mug.Anything you can hurt someone with. I can take my shirt off, wrap it around your neck, and choke you with it, that makes it an assault weapon. I could throw a teddy bear at your head really hard, that makes it an assault weapon. I could intentionally give you a paper cut, that makes the paper I used an assault weapon.
Frequently misused to describe semi-automatic weapons.
Frequently misused to describe semi-automatic weapons.
That's an assault weapon! You shouldn't be allowed to own that!
What, this? An AR-15 only fires one bullet at a time dude.
What, this? An AR-15 only fires one bullet at a time dude.
by ZMWilson May 13, 2020
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Term coined by Violence Policy Center head Josh Sugarmann to describe cililian semiautomatic firearms with a military or fearsome appearance, yet no more lethality than lesser weapons. Derived from the term "assault rifle", which means a fully automatic, selective fire rate firearm used my military and police personnel.
"Assault weapons' menacing looks, coupled with the public's confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus semi-automatic assault weapons --anything that looks like a machine gun is assumed to be a machine gun-- can only increase the chance of public support for restrictions on these weapons."
by 1Spectre4U November 12, 2003
Get the assault weapon mug.anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007
Get the Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) mug.Nerd assault occurs when an average or mediocre student outperforms a nerd on a particular assignment or exam, and subsequently informs the nerd that he/she was beat with minimal or no effort.
Dick - "Hey Nerd, what you get on that exam?"
Nerd - "91 percent."
Dick - "Wow. Good job. How long you study?"
Nerd - "About 14 hours."
Dick - "Cool. I only studied an hour before the exam and got a 94 percent."
Gary - "Haha Dick. That's some nerd assault."
Nerd - "91 percent."
Dick - "Wow. Good job. How long you study?"
Nerd - "About 14 hours."
Dick - "Cool. I only studied an hour before the exam and got a 94 percent."
Gary - "Haha Dick. That's some nerd assault."
by McFrattin Nugget July 26, 2011
Get the Nerd Assault mug.Any Type of Vehicle with Fred Durst, DMX, Redman and Methodman driving in it singing as loud as they can.
Kumar: Dude there's a fucking Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) down the block we should check it out.
Harold: I don't have time man, I've got too much work to take care of due in the office tomorrow.
Harold: I don't have time man, I've got too much work to take care of due in the office tomorrow.
by neard2000 January 4, 2010
Get the Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) mug.Ass + spatula. This is the spatula your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Usually large enough to flip a 12" pancake, and strong enough withstand a 300 degree flame. Often contained a homing device so when you broke something in the house and went to hide the assula before your mom found the broken item, your mom could always find it to come beat some ass.
My mom was so proud of her assula that she had it bronzed.
I still have nightmares of my mother running down the hallway at me, assula in hand.
I still have nightmares of my mother running down the hallway at me, assula in hand.
by -hef- November 10, 2009
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