asspenis

Penis growing from the ass

'I can't take a shit cos my asspenis is in the way'

by Schmaz March 12, 2005

ashkenazi

A Jewish Person of Eastern Euro Backround. Potato Knishes, Potato Pancakes were invented by Ashkenazi Jews with eastern european backrounds.

The Beastie Boys are Ashkenazi Jewish people.

by Modern Jewry Education September 22, 2006

Asskin

Having ones asshole licked while urinating.

Man I gotta piss like a race horse...interested in giving me an asskin?

by Mehul and Adam February 26, 2009

asstent

A sheet or blanket that that is draped over a small metal structure covering one's bottom, While they under go a proctological examination.

Nurse have you prepped the patient and set up the asstent.

by Scissor Boy October 29, 2008

assenism

when a person uses the word "ass" to describe how large something is

John: Damn Phil, that was a big ass plane that just flew over our heads.

Phil: That's strange John, I haven't seen any ass planes lately.
Nice assenism you used there.

by Derry Air May 25, 2011

Assventure

An adventure involving a girl's Ass

John: So what'd you do last night?
Tim: I had an assventure with Jennifer last night.

by Bloxman830 September 6, 2013

Asscension

When you eat so much ass you reach a state of nirvana

Last night I had so much ass that I reached asscension.

by Kurakuma May 19, 2019