assenism 

when a person uses the word "ass" to describe how large something is

John: Damn Phil, that was a big ass plane that just flew over our heads.

Phil: That's strange John, I haven't seen any ass planes lately.
Nice assenism you used there.

assenism by Derry Air May 25, 2011

assinism 

The art of acting in a manner or mannerism(s) that would bring ones self to be pertained to or seen as an ass- thereby affecting assinism

"Really, WTF ______? You do know that what you did...your behaviours are a condition? It's called Assinism!

assinism by mompsych101 March 19, 2014

Asserism 

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.

She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.

Asserism by CornDog666 January 14, 2023