ASS

Attention Seeking Syndrome. When someone makes an idiot of themselves by crying and shit just to get attention, the tears would never be real.

*Girl runs out crying*
Friend: What was that for?
Me: Nothing, she has too much ASS

by FrankieCocozza'sFuckBuddy February 09, 2012

ASS

The first thing that comes to mind to say when im pist at someone

You Ass!

by I have seen the promise land April 11, 2003

ASS

Short for "Arrow Stomper Sex", such as the activity that two dance simulation gamers like DDR/ITG/or PIU players do when they are horny together.

"Hey heard you won the ITG tournament"

"Yeah and I had ASS on a Dedicab"

"Nice"

by Tanya K. [T-A-K-A] October 01, 2006

ASS

Anal Sensitivity Syndrome

a rare but critical affliction where the anal nerves are overstimulated, causing pain upon defecation that leads to constipation, loss of appetite, and if left untreated, death.

"I'm sorry to hear your mother has ASS. My uncle lost his battle with ASS back in 2007."

by SassmASSter October 17, 2019

ASS

amazing ass

wow look at kirsty and here rockin' ASS!

by turndown4brunch March 12, 2015

ASS

a word to say insted of fuck or somtimes shit

bob: what the ASS happend last night?

bill: that jenny girl gave me head.

bob: holy ASS!

bill: it was so ASSing hot

you can also your DICK in each of those sentences

by holyhotdicksfromhell October 20, 2009

Ass to Ass

Originally coined by the ever-excitable Uncle 'Ass-to-Ass' Hank in the movie Requiem For a Dream upon seeing two naked girls insert a large dildo in their rectums and then 'push it real good', the usage of this phrase soon became so widespread that it became a universal reply to any question, situation or insult.

Would would you like for breakfast?

ASS TO ASS!

Where shall we go on holiday this year?

ASS TO ASS!

What should we do if the stairwell catches fire?

ASS TO ASS!

You are such a dick, Mr Murphey.

ASS TO ASS!

I hear that penuts are extinct in certain mountainous areas of Paraguay.

ASS TO ASS!

You're acting like a certain child who was here recently.

ASS TO ASS!

I'm gonna pwn you, n00b.

ASS TO ASS!

Surely that's enough, now.

ASS TO ASS!

by Nielzor October 03, 2006