Playing Halo..........
Person 1: WWWWOOOOHHHHOOOOOO DIE YEAH WOOOOOOOO IM THE BEST YYYYEEEEE POW POW WOOHHHOOO
Person 2: Man stop with the game-asm.
Person 1: WWWWOOOOHHHHOOOOOO DIE YEAH WOOOOOOOO IM THE BEST YYYYEEEEE POW POW WOOHHHOOO
Person 2: Man stop with the game-asm.
by cuffua8 January 08, 2013
A meme that you keep saved in the photo album of your phone for any situation. Wheather it be over text or in real life when, someone who has an ASM is usually the coolest guy there and the life of the party (situation).
Person 1 "I sang every lyric to thrift shop, swears and everything!"
Person 2 *shows phone* "Watchout, we got a badass over here!"
Person 1 "nice Any Situation Meme (ASM)"
Person 2 *shows phone* "Watchout, we got a badass over here!"
Person 1 "nice Any Situation Meme (ASM)"
by Derptasticman August 18, 2013
An ASM (attention-seeking-missile) is an intentional, and often desperate, attempt to draw attention to oneself by either interjecting a personal painful anecdote, faking a painful sound (coughing, sighing or panting), adding one's own comparable achievement or failure, or unnecessarily repeatedly bringing up past sufferings that turned into accomplishments.
While we were sitting around carefully listening to the story of Sam's accident, Georgio dropped an ASM about his accident that happened 15 years ago.
His older siblings kept watching TV and ignoring him while he kept dropping ASMs in the form of fake crying and painful screams.
We loved Umar's new house but Brian kept dropping attention-seeking-missile (ASM) by constantly talking about the rooms in his house and comparing them.
His older siblings kept watching TV and ignoring him while he kept dropping ASMs in the form of fake crying and painful screams.
We loved Umar's new house but Brian kept dropping attention-seeking-missile (ASM) by constantly talking about the rooms in his house and comparing them.
by cheemacs June 04, 2020
by Kai aka clown June 17, 2018
by Kai aka clown June 17, 2018
Da sexual-release feeling dat someone who greatly prefers non-profit websites experiences when he brings up a page other than the ".com" type
Many organizations are indeed "in it for the money" even though they may not admit it, so visiting their websites is nothing to have a .org-asm about.
by QuacksO January 14, 2020
by Whoa I thought? April 09, 2021