Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.
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Josh: Here, there, you know how I do. We do need to chill soon though.
Bill: Fa sho man! Hit me up ASAFP!
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Bill: Fa sho man! Hit me up ASAFP!
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by Maditek April 16, 2019
Get the asaf mug.Asami is an awesome friend. Also mistaken for wasabi she is spicy when u get a taste of her. If you know an Asami she'll always have your back. She might be mischief sometimes but she's worth it. Her favourite colour is purple so if you don't get her a present with the colour purple on it. WATCH OUT. she's an animal. She is a brunette but is intelligent like an asian with black hair. If you hang out with an Asami your never gonna forget that moment.
mike: "dude, guess what i did on the weekend?"
guy: "what?"
mike: "you know that girl i've been texting?"
guy: "YAH!"
mike: "Well i was with her"
guy: "dude that she is like totally and ASAMI!"
guy: "what?"
mike: "you know that girl i've been texting?"
guy: "YAH!"
mike: "Well i was with her"
guy: "dude that she is like totally and ASAMI!"
by bambi117 September 7, 2013
Get the Asami mug.1. The Blackfoot Redneck replies to any Question asking where he gets his orders from with another question without the interrogator knowing it.
2. Code stands for "A Sam you say?" Lord Bud's father was Sam so it is a correct answer to the question (Where do you get your orders from?)and not a lie ...Laugh you, silly humans.
3. A common law miscommunication tactic used by Natives of all tribes descendants of "UNCLE SAM and MOTHER MARY"
4. An Urban Dictionary contributor Presumed to study ethology Maybe an ethologist and it is suspected to eat unicorns. Everyone with SAM in their name is presumed to be getting their info from the correct source. AMEN
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
2. Code stands for "A Sam you say?" Lord Bud's father was Sam so it is a correct answer to the question (Where do you get your orders from?)and not a lie ...Laugh you, silly humans.
3. A common law miscommunication tactic used by Natives of all tribes descendants of "UNCLE SAM and MOTHER MARY"
4. An Urban Dictionary contributor Presumed to study ethology Maybe an ethologist and it is suspected to eat unicorns. Everyone with SAM in their name is presumed to be getting their info from the correct source. AMEN
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
The interrogation
CIA agent: Who Is your Highest authority and from where do you get your orders?
Lord Bud: Asamusay? A Sam you say?
CIA agent: (looking puzzled repeats it) Asamusay?
Lord Bud: Yes I knew you would see it my way eventually. Laugh you, silly humans...
CIA agent: Who Is your Highest authority and from where do you get your orders?
Lord Bud: Asamusay? A Sam you say?
CIA agent: (looking puzzled repeats it) Asamusay?
Lord Bud: Yes I knew you would see it my way eventually. Laugh you, silly humans...
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