ambidextrous

A person who can use one hand as good as the other

Do you know of any person who is ambidextrous around here?

ambidextrous by bluestinger66 August 25, 2022

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.

Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.

Ambidextrous Jerk Off by Roger's Not Here January 26, 2023

ambidextrous midnight 

When you fap to much with one hand so you switch it up by fapping with the other to even your arm strength out

Oh shit my right arm swoll, I need to have a ambidextrous midnight.

ambidextrous midnight by Idk hi April 1, 2018

Ambidextrous Moment

An ambidextrous moment is that awkward moment when somebody who is ambidextrous is asked if they are a lefty or a righty, and they just sit there awkwardly and stare.

Person 1: "Dude, at basketball I had an ambidextrous moment when the coach asked me what my shooting hand was"
Person 2: "Owned"

Ambidextrous Moment by skmad12 June 9, 2013

sexually ambidextrous 

Bisexual. Someone who goes both ways.

That girl Katie likes girls and guys. She's totally sexually ambidextrous.

sexually ambidextrous by ReginaPhalange2 April 8, 2009

bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch

Someone who has never made a decision in their life.

Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!

bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020