Like a confederate widow

something an idiot says when he's unable to think of anything clever.

"He plays basketball like a confederate widow".

by wussymike November 30, 2010

a little wide open

to be intoxicated from alcohol.

Janet had a few too many drinks and ended up a little wide open at the end of the night.

by counter top 3 January 16, 2014

A Bunch of Widows

Boring, Uninteresting. Comes from the speculation that the Mars Volta's fifth album would be "a bunch of widows", "The Widow" being one of their hit singles.

I thought the party would be a blast, but no one brought booze so it was just a bunch of widows.

by random name 98364 July 3, 2009

Wide-a-woke

Someone permanently looking for irrelevant deviations from the current orthodoxy.

"I see the Halfords catalogue is selling ladies' and men's bikes. What about the non-binary cycling community? It's a classic case of whitewashing!" "Oooh, you're very wide-a-woke this morning. You twat".

by Middle-class Vigilante January 21, 2021

Wide as a Warehouse

A girl who has got hella booty or is very very fat.

Dude: Do I have to push your fat cheeks through every doorway?

Girl: Yes, since I’m wide as a warehouse.

by fortnitefunnies69420 April 22, 2020