138

means "i love you" esp stoopid text lingo

I texted your mom 138

by Harold Paritestes March 4, 2008

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$138

(noun)

1. an ideal quantity of North American currency, suitable for purchasing a particular set of three items.

"I saw my mother's credit card balance...it was $138."

by 𝐸 = 𝓂𝒸² March 10, 2019

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Rule 138

If it exists, the government can regulate it.

"Hey did you hear about that air tax?"
"Rule 138."

by zippitybop April 20, 2012

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138 position

(n.) Four people all administering oral sex to eachother all at the same time (picture a square).

I'm writing a troll fan-fiction novel called "138 position." It's about 2 couples that need to spice up their marriages and decide to do so by having an orgy. The climax of the story happens when they all 69 together.

by usefulnuisance December 15, 2012

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138 special

when you're doing 69 with a chick and so is your best friend within a 10 yard radius it combines to make a 138 special

i was at a party doing 69 and my friend was on the couch doing 69 with another chick so ive finally done a 138 special

by rockandrollkicksass!! January 15, 2011

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Dirty 138

The act having a threesome with two little people who are in 69 position. The third circles the 69 while penetrating various orifises.

Depending on the orifises chosen one lucky member may end up with a pair of Arabian Goggles.

“I saw this pair of little people at the bar, I took them home for a dirty 138.”

“It was really sad when she got pink eye from our dirty 138”

by Rockhardbonedog December 6, 2018

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