Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as an efficient and businesslike request for sex. Just like the Desperado's Wager, but in situations where desperation is not a factor.

I was too tired to go through with the typical protocol of prowling on Saturday, so I performed the Vagabond's Proposal on Terri. I was still home in time for Survivorman.

Vagabond's Proposal by billcosby7 September 27, 2010

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Netflix Vagabond

To move from Netflix account to Netflix account without ever paying or subscribing to one on your own. Often by latching on to a friend, or significant other's account for an extended period of time.

"Tommy is a Netflix Vagabond, he used to use his girlfriend's account but since they broke up he is using his roomate Billy's account."

Netflix Vagabond by MetalliStripe September 7, 2014

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Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon

An amazing guy who is so good at D&D who will blow your socks off and who is extremely good at Skyrim and can kill the dragon at the snap of his fingers because he is also Thanos. this is the one person who's powers can meet Shaggy. But is far too lazy to battle, also a great dick because you know, a vagabond warrior. Also know as a zesty 3D waffle.

Mc T-rev - "Hey Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon! How was your weekend."
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"

Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon by Andrew The Dude February 18, 2019

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Faggote' Gay Vagabond

If you thought the Trifestical 6ix 9ine Dodecahedron couldn't get any worse... you. are. damn.. wrong... This is the PF Chang's delivery of pure un coincidental gayyyyyyyyneeeeessss. When this "act" is performed it can no longer be considered intercourse. With the touch of black shrek in this hellish concoction each of the members of the party's pores open up while ripples in time open all throughout the universe. This act is sadly so horrid that members have to evolve these pores into sexual organs unknown to the god particle or god gimme self. Face it this action is the end of mankind and the universe it's self.

Did you see that guy from shrek joined the Faggote' Gay Vagabond?

Faggote' Gay Vagabond by Lil Wanton April 11, 2020

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