Walker

Pre-pubescent male that has poor decision making skills like, piercing his own genitals with his father's nail gun.

Stanislav: Oh my Lawd! What did you do to your nuts?

Walker: What?! You don't like my new bull ring?

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

walker

A man, asexual or homosexual, who can safely escort a woman, married or otherwise, to a social event, without hint of suspicion or relationship beyond friendship. A safe male companion.

Before becoming so waspish, Truman Capote was a reliable walker for Park Avenue society matrons.

by Ron Erickson September 30, 2006

Walker

A term used by drug dealers in South Dallas that describes a crack head or clucker.

Ray Ray: Say nigga, where that nigga Mike's Trap at ?

J Rock: Over there where all them Walkers cummin from !

by Dat_OakCliff_Boi July 21, 2006

Walker

(Verb) The act of rebooting or restarting any electronic device or program in order to resolve a problem.

The user called in because she could not print, I walkered her computer and everything is ok now.

It is good practice to Walker your computer at least 3 times daily. You should also walker devices such as TVs, Radios, and Cell Phones to achieve optimum performance.

by HelpDesk October 24, 2007

Walker

Walker is the most amazing person that could ever walk into your life. He is athletic, really funny, generous, caring, handsome, and he has a great personality. He has the most amazing hair with his beautiful dirty blonde hair and ocean deep blue eyes. He has the most caring heart in the world and would never give up on a girl.

Walker is sexy.

by YouKnowTheName...Captain Man November 3, 2019

Walker

Walker is a guy that is super good looking and hella nice. Hes very athletic, and even though he might not be the best at basketball, he always tries his best. He has a great family and cute pets. He is super hot and needs to get the courage to ask out the girl he likes.

Omg is that Walker?
You mean that sexy god over there?

by ive made a mistake May 10, 2017

Walker

(v) to Get Ran Over or to Run over by or using a vehicle, usually an ambulance, with Enough Force to get instantly Cremated or to Instantly Cremate Someone.

Woah, did you hear that Stanley got Walkered by an Ambulance on his way out from the Hospital?

by handyman-677 January 17, 2021