The Fountain

The best movie ever to be produced by a human peasant brain. Hugh Jackman gave a phenomenal performance and is a good person, one of the best I've seen if I've seen one. To put this in perspective, this movie is the equivalent of barebacking Alexis Texas (standing) while Michael Stefano films it. I highly recommend this film if you transcend and have a decent sized brain.

I committed suicide while watching the Fountain because I knew life would never be that transcending.

by gjonwg April 11, 2011

Fountaining

The act of getting blind drunk, passing out, and urinating in the air whilst lying down. This creates a fountain effect.

Robert was fountaining again last night after that gallon of Budweiser.

by Azazel666 May 15, 2010

The Fountain

An action as to stand a girl on her head with legs open. A funnel is then inserted into the anus with the intention of two guys urinate into the funnel.

Shit Andrew you'll never guess what I did, I performed the fountain on that bitch yesterday!

by Dr. Assplow April 3, 2009

fountain

Verb.

To Be A Fountain.

Used in context, it is commonly found in the one phrase that will redeem you whilst puking or vomiting after a heavy night of drinking.

"I'm a fountain" (Preceded by or interrupted by puking.)

by The Pelicans December 29, 2007

Fountain

A child holding a sprite that was shaken before opening

Hey look at that kid, she's turned into a sprite fountain!

by Dead Raven July 2, 2023

The Fountain

When a woman is enjoying the art of fellatio and after the man ejaculates in her mouth, she proceeds to Triple H the semen into the air and let's it rain on her face

So, my husband and I were getting hot and heavy one night and I surprised him with The Fountain all over me, him, ceiling, bed and pets...

by CrayZMaeZ June 25, 2022

fountain

a homemade marijuana smoking device made from some type of plastic bottle, it uses the vacuum created by draining the bottle at the bottom to pull in smoke from the top

"i wanna smoke but all i have is this lousy gatorade bottle and ratchet bit"

"that perfect, lets just make a fountain"

by pohsib February 14, 2010