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The art of orally pleasing another human being. Play on the Term Kung Fu
Yes, my Tung Fu is very strong.
Tung Fu by Kevin Schulman September 5, 2005
The ability to use Google with zen like prowess.
You couldn't find it on the web? Dude....your google-fu is weak.
google-fu by Chris Weidner January 5, 2007

cock-block kung fu 

Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.
Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan
cock-block kung fu by MMA J February 7, 2010

stappit fu 

Scots for “stuffed full.”
Can also be just "stappit"
I couldna eat anither bite I'm totally stappit fu.
stappit fu by ScotsElsie January 7, 2008

Kung Fu Kenny 

Kung Fu Kenny is a character played by actor Don Cheadle in the acclaimed Rush Hour 2 film, starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. Kung Fu Kenny is an African American male who runs his own Chinese restaurant, which is a front for the illegal gambling activity that he host in the back. It is a clear indication that Kung Fu Kenny is submerged deep into the Chinese culture by his his clothing fashion, being fluent in Mandarin and his Kung Fu skills. 16 years later from the time of the Rush Hour 2 movie, Kung Fu Kenny made a reprisal as the alter ego of music artist, Kendrick Lamar in his new music video, DNA. The music video co-starred Don Cheadle as the detective who held Kung Fu Kenny for questioning under a lie detector test. The scene is a revamped mirror image of the movie, " The Day The Earth Stood Still", starring Keanu Reeves.
KUNG FU KENNY - How you gonna come up here and jam me up like this, James? You embarrassed me in front of my wife, my kids out there...

JAMES CARTER - Kenny, you embarrassing yourself. You a black man with a Chinese restaurant on Crenshaw.

Kung Fu death grip

(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.
e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.