thinking

something few people do anymore

Guy 1: i was thinking...
Guy 2: that's new!

by agrenade August 17, 2023

thinking with your penis

Cognition which is tainted by horniness; when a man makes decisions intended to satisfy the short term goals of his penis and fails to consider the long term consequences of his actions.

"Can't you tell she's a nasty skank? I think you're thinking with your penis".

by Echo's gigolo September 20, 2013

Thinking man's Friday

Drinks that are had on a Thursday night to avoid the Friday bar rush, reserved specifically for the 'thinking man'.

Believed to have originated in mid-2011 in Chorlton, Manchester.

- Thinking man's Friday?
- Yeah, but only a few, work in the morning.
- Of course, we're thinking tonight.

by Chorlton_team October 25, 2011

Thinking sauce

This is produced when you blow a massive load on your girlfriends forehead

"Fuck Stacey Forgot to pick me up a case of beer on the way home ... I'm gonna have to dump a load of thinking sauce on her head tonight "

by Super jo jo and friends July 11, 2016

thinking grenades

Used by Peter Griffin to aid his thought processes. They are regular grenades that he throws out the window while he is coming up with an idea.

Carter, hand me my thinking grenades!

by eltonjolt May 22, 2006

thinking in loud

A polite way to tell someone who thinks out loud either too much or too loudly to shut the fuck up.

<Person 1>: I wonder if I should eat food today?
<Person 2>: Are you asking me something?
<Person 1>: No. Just thinking out loud.
<Person 2>: ......
<Person 1>: What should I wear today?
<Person 2>: Are you asking me?
<Person 1>: No I am just talking to myself.
<Person 2>: Well do you mind thinking in loud because you're bothering me.

by Ben Chott November 14, 2011

thinking too much

a facebook page where people who think too much can gather and feel normal and not feel like the overly analytical person that's unable to socialize properly. silly/quirky/insightful/downright stupid status updates from the moderator (beleived to be a man by the name of kevin vestal) make this one of the best non official pages on facebook. periodic status updates are sure to make you either smile, think, or just shit your pants

I found a good site that accomodates my thinking too much: facebook.com/thinkingtoomuch

by sacred florence December 6, 2010