I don't have the facts to back this up 

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.

"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."

I don't have the facts to back this up by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011

Feathers Facts 

When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.

Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."

Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."

Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."

Feathers Facts by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013

shat facts 

Something that may or may not be true about Shattered; real or imaginary. Commonly used amongst the popular running and drinking club the Hash House Harriers.

Shat Facts!
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches

B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair

A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.

shat facts by 8 Men In My Box LH3 June 15, 2016

Reese's feces 

The bottom 2% of your peanut butter cup that invariably sticks to the inside wrapper.

I had to lick the Reese's feces off my wrapper to be fully satisfied.

Reese's feces by The original Greebs December 29, 2015

Alternative facts 

What you call a lie when you are so afraid of accepting the truth that you call blatant lies "facts". Also known as complete and utter bullshit.

Tom was not aware that there was not a child pedophile ring taking place in a non-existent basement, he was using alternative facts.

Alternative facts by Beardman01 January 22, 2017

Feces Pizza

Affectionate nickname for CiCi's Pizza

Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Taco Smell, Jackoff in the Box, a barf-n-puke joint, Shoplift 'N' Go, KWIK-RIP, Pizza Slut, or Feces Pizza to eat tonight?

Feces Pizza by andy1 December 11, 2006

bovine feces 

A fancy replacement for the word "bullshit".

1. Teacher: Jimmy, you have a detention for standing up.
Jimmy: Bovine feces!

bovine feces by ShinyTrees April 28, 2014