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sexually insecure 

A guy who feels doubt about his manliness or what other people perceive of him as a man, and tries to make up for it by getting attention for obnoxiously doing "manly" things like drinking a lot, constantly revving a car or motorcycle and going at high speed unnecessarily, playing very loud "manly music" like heavy metal or hip hop, and reacting wildly at the slightest provocation, usually by threatening or attempting to physically harm whoever provoked him. The reaction will be stronger if the provocation suggests that he might not be "man enough", like being a pansy, a homosexual, unable to get women or having a small dick. He may even refuse to do chores traditionally assigned to women like cooking, babysitting or doing the laundry, because he feels doing such chores would cast doubt on his manhood. Usually shortened to insecure depending on the context.
The South Park episodes "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" and "The F Word" have highlighted some behavioral traits of such sexually insecure people.
sexually insecure by MiniChimera January 16, 2011
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sexually fluid 

When a person is attracted to the person without regard to the persons' sexual orientations such as gay, straight, bi, trans, queer and therefore does define with one orientation
I am attracted to the person, I am sexually fluid.
sexually fluid by unclebb March 21, 2016

human sexuality slang 

One of the whitest, most up-tight, politically correct tags on urban dictionary. Why couldn't they call it something better, like "other words for fuck a bitch"?
I was checking out the definition for brick house and clicked on the tag "human sexuality slang." No definition, I figured I'd add a definition.

Sexually Transmitted Disease 

a disease or illness passed through sexual intercourse, exchange of bodily fluids. one partner must have the condition to pass it on. sex, oral sex, anal sex, kissing, or any type of touch from open area to open area can connect to abstract one. more commonly known as an STD
Ben passed on AIDS which is an Sexually transmitted disease.

Sextually Active 

Describing your participation in the newly discovered phenomenon--the sext.
Person 1: "My parents are worried about my being sextually active."
Person 2: "Oh my gosh, do you have CAPS?"
Sextually Active by anonymilk March 23, 2009

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

The meaning of this meme is supposed to make fun of femenists and SJW's and their 71 genders of people
Bob the SJW: you trigger me in so many levels cuz u can't find ur sexuality.
Normal person: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences 

A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.
"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"