Obama Nut Punch 

The magical fluid one drinks to set aside the ability to rationally discuss politics when someone points out something Clinton did better than Barack Obama.

barackhead
obamanation

You know, Clinton has an amazing voting record for women's rights.

Response: Expletive laced rant in caps.

Dude. Whatever, you drank the Obama Nut Punch!

Obama Nut Punch by tired of the cult February 10, 2008

busting a nut 

when you get youre special homemade mayo everywhere

im busting a nut in youre mouth

busting a nut by busting a nut November 6, 2017

Gruff Nut 

The little bits of poo that can gather on hairs around the anus.

i.e. That girl has lots of gruff nuts dangling down.

Gruff Nut by Steven Mallaber November 29, 2007

Post-Nut-Realization 

Post-nut-realization is the process of realizing something you were sexually into and after you bust a nut, you realize how fucked up it was and now you see yourself as disgusting pig (mainly happens to people under the age of 18)

Noah: “I nutted to a post of a hot girl in our school.”
Ben: “Dude what the fuck, she’s in 7th grade!”
Noah: “oh shit”
Ben: “That is called Post-Nut-Realization

Post-Nut-Realization by SillyG00se4 January 29, 2018

right nut 

the position of a passenger in the back seat of a vehicle, directly behind the person in shotgun position

"Right nut! I ain't sittin bitch or left nut. <Insert driver's name here> always pushes their seat back!"

right nut by dopeLabber November 28, 2001

i bet my left nut on it! 

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock

the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!

i bet my left nut on it! by sir curly February 5, 2007

fuck nut 

The least a human being has to do to exist is to be ejaculated from the tip of a man's penis into a vagina: Hence, a "fuck nut". A fuck nut is a person with the least amount of intelligence it takes to exist as a human being and nothing more. i.e., they are only as smart or intelligent as they were first squirted-out of their father's nut sack.

Customer: Can you fix my phone? It won't come on.
Tech: Did you charge the battery?
Customer: No!
Tech: Well there you go, you fuck nut!

fuck nut by berry_lthird January 7, 2009