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Bloody Jizz Pie

It's a pie full of Jizz and Blood. Mixed Together
1. Instead of throwing a pie full of apples at someone's face, it's full of Blood and Jizz.
2. Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie REPLACED with a family's blood and jizz
3. Bloody Jizz Pie
by Zak Reynolds October 20, 2008
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gulf shores cream pie

When you eat a girl out after you dumped your load inside of her.
by cornbread5000 April 19, 2014
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Banana Cream Pie

When having anal sex, you slap them in the face, cum in their ear and mix it with the wax hence creating banana cream pie. then you take a dump in their mouth, forcing them to eat the before mentioned "banana cream pie"
That banana cream pie left me dazed for weeks.
by Jackson March 30, 2005
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When a man ejaculates inside a girl while she is on her period and she proceeds to fart out of her vagina (pussy), squirting out the creamy, bubbly, red and white jizzblood. Afterwards the combination of all of the substances forced out by the queef, drip down into her shit coated asshole, which works as a crust for the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie and a tasty, delicious snack.
1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!
by Scott, Ben, Jesse October 28, 2007
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pork pie top hat

The sexual act where after raw dog anal sex the woman sits on the mans head and lets the seman spill out into his hair.
My head is cold.

No problem i can give you a pork pie top hat to wear.
by Fisting for jesus May 30, 2017
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Key lime pie gurl

The best friend a guy could ever want. A women that is supportive and caring, fair and just, smart and beautiful. Someone you don't deserve and someone who deserves better than you.
My key lime pie gurl always has my back
by Fear God, love pie August 16, 2023
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National Pecan Pie Day

When : July 12th

National Pecan Pie Day is a great day to eat pie....Pecan Pie!

If you like nuts, and you like pie, and you like sweets, then today is your day. Sweet and crunchy, Pecan Pie is a regular on the menu of most restaurants. And, for good reason.

Celebrate National Pecan Pie Day by baking and eating pecan pie. Make an extra pie, and give it to a friend. Or, bring a pecan pie to work to share with co-workers. If you don't have time to bake today, go to the store or a restaurant.
by lisabugg February 15, 2014
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