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a visual spectacle so amazing, it produces an overload of the brain via the eyes.
that sunset was so beautiful, i had a total eyegasm.
eyegasm by Danny Peck January 21, 2004
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bung eyes 

bung eyes is a medical condition were one of the eyes in a human is a lazy eye and when they look at you its weird because you dont know if they are looking at you or if they are looking at the person next to you or both
person 1 "hey that brad guys eyes are funny"

person 2 "yeah hes got bung eyes and cant eat sugar"

person 1 "ohh i see,that sucks"
bung eyes by metalupyourass November 2, 2006
The organs specifically used to view pornography.
Jim's eyes couldn't look away from Tina's tits.
eyes by chad123456789010 December 15, 2010

Dry Eye Suprise 

After having a bad one night stand with a partner, the man will wait until the partner asleep he will then proceed to ejaculate on the eye or eyes of said partner. If done correctly this should crust over during the night and the partner should not be able to open the eye or eyes.
Yea I woke up with the worst dry eye suprise this morning!
Dry Eye Suprise by dgaskgfksdgf January 18, 2008

cross-eyed

to be totally plastered, drunk, or sloshed
After a few drinks Ivan Batinich became cross-eyed
cross-eyed by Ivan Batinich December 18, 2008
Insult for someone wearing a monocle.
British guy after tipping his top hat and putting a monocle up to his eye: Pip pip. Cheerio.

American guy: Fuck you 3 eyes!
3 eyes by bigbadmama January 25, 2011