Circle turd

When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.

This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.

This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.

Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.

by Hole of Knowledge December 16, 2018

Tallahassee Turd Hurdler

The act of gathering your partners turds and then hurdling the the turds at the other partner.

“Yo bro this girl i met last night asked me to be a Tallahassee Turd Hurdler”

by BeauFool June 4, 2025

piece of goat turd.

a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.

that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.

by jeremyedsall72 December 1, 2022

Angry Turds

The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.

I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.

by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021

Turd-Mouth

A guy who thinks that taking selfies of himself sucking on a big round brown thing will impress his friends.

Hey, doesn't that turd-mouth look like he's sucking a BBC?

by Wordsmithstonian April 14, 2021

Turd Handler

Another name for a Dirty Handler (someone who touches you sexually while you're shitting or peeing)

Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!

Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.

by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022

turd

Literally licking someone’s arse until they turd into your mouth and you swallow it whole.

My girl turded me last night it was great

by anonymous January 15, 2021