ride myself

Slang for marturbation. I myself am not quite sure how it works to "ride oneself" but apparently (according to the male population) it has connotations of a sexual nature

BJ: Who do you ride on the bus?
RER: I ride myself

BJ: haha then what ;)

by OperaSinger9PM August 7, 2016

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Chair Riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.

Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."

by Xit August 31, 2008

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Sunshine ride

This when u and ur buddy leave ur friends behind because u only a small amount of enough weed to get 2 people high. And not the whole group

There goes Jerry and dom on a Sunshine Ride

by Goblegoo January 17, 2020

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Flume Ride

A fetish type activity, where two people place a toilet paper roll tube between their assholes, and then one person shits into the other person.

"Man, I met this dude named Tom the other night at the bar, and we snuck into the bathroom. He let me do a flume ride on him!" - Dandy Randy W.

by Dandy Randy W. June 12, 2024

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spit ride

while riding a roller coaster, the wind is so strong that when you scream your spit flies out of your mouth and hits the rider in the seat behind you.

as I saw a guy come off the ride with glistening spit all over his shirt I knew he was on a spit ride

by ur mom 2266 May 24, 2016

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