homework mom

Someone who will get disappointed when you don't do your homework never takes notes and will not do their homework from time to time very Mom like and will yell at you to button up your shirt if it randomly unbuttons loves his child and is very random will talk about sexual ass shit but will get very flustered at almost anything very muscular for a mother has more muscles then Dennis with his one muscle and will hold onto your iPod when you don't really have pockets and loves thin mints

I love my Homework Mom as anyone would love their really cool mom Homework Mom is the best!!!!

by Homework Child June 9, 2017

savage mom

A mother that does anything it takes to be her child's most bad ass influence. She will show total disregard for herself when it comes to her kids.

Heather is such a savage mom, she punched every bee in the swarm in the face to protect her boy.

by NotoriousJG July 7, 2017

Your Mom

Gay

"Billy, Your mom gay." said Richard. Billy replied with "No u"

by LmaoRawrXd April 20, 2018

Mom Gush

The involuntary projectile posting of ones children on social media outlets, specifically indoctrinating ones ability to reproduce whilst maintaining relevance. Commonly, a representation of deep seated insecurity and obsessive self-placating

I’m so sick of all the mom gush on my feed

by wasabe_who March 5, 2018

ur mom

something third grade niggas takes too seriously

3rd grade nigga : ur ugly
kid : ur mom
3rd grade nigga *triggered*

by Meyer™ May 13, 2018

your mom

it means after every sentence someone says you say your mom

random guy:whats for homework tonight
me:your mom

by guy with your mom February 13, 2017

Your Mom

An insult or joke to a person.

GUY : What did you do in the weekend Tom?
Tom : I did your mom.

Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.

by YourMomIsMineBitch! February 27, 2017