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Hummer

The name for an SUV brand originally designed for military use but later changed for civilian purposes after Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted one.

The High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWV; colloquial: M998 Humvee) The military Humvee was originally used in the army such as the Iraq War.

For a very brief period, a civilian version was sold as the 1996 AM General Hummer for a few years before AM General sold the rights to General Motors (GM) so that GM could sell the civilian SUV.

GM created a new division named Hummer where it produced the H1 model (based off of AM Generals '96 civilian model). GM also made the smaller H2 and H3 models before the 2009 economic crisis forced GM to cut the Hummer, Pontiac, and Saturn.

Recently in 2021, GM reincarnated the Hummer, not as a division but this time as a vehicle model through the GMC division. It will be sold as a staggering 9000lb electric suv and electric pickup as a huge middle finger to the angry treehuggers that used to vandalize the vehicle out of jealousy when they would pass by it.
Person 1: Dude this EV Hummer kicks ass, now I can watch Mad-At-Gas-Car treehuggers on my portable TV while driving.

*Watches treehuggers on news channel through satellite connection *

Person 1: Hahahahah those animals are so fucking funny, they make me want to merge without looking.

*Merges his 9000lb Hummer into a flimsily built Tesla*
by Welldavis December 7, 2021
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Hummer Pack

When you dog someone in a fortnite wager so bad they put holes in the wall.
I just beat them 25-13 in box fights, WE BLAZING THAT HUMMER PACK
by wfsgfthfygscxstaxseatr January 23, 2022
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hamersma

Someone who is really good. A wise 6 foot 5 man from Minnesota who knows many languages and enjoys bodies of water.
Hamersma is so rad!
by Roberto millard March 5, 2022
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hamperstench

A general term when something isn’t cool. Used as a single term in its own sentence.
Hey, you see Mission Impossible II? Awesome stunts.

Yeah, but it was kinda lame.

Really?

Hamperstench.
by shortysully March 18, 2022
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Haemmerlein

A absolute GOAT of a human. Gets all the pussy. Most likely has a huge shlong. Great hair. Amazing at anything they try their hand at and absolutely dominates in bed. BLM ACTIVAST
Person one: look at that dude absolute goat

Person two: def a Haemmerlein
by Buffalo chicken salad April 1, 2022
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Hanmer

I slang in the Halton for a traitor or snake.
Don't speak to him he is a right Hanmer
by Mr P3rf3ct April 28, 2022
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hammess

Basically to go undercover from talking about my crush when he’s around, I gave him a little nickname, his real name is James. So Hammess lol.
Omg Hammess is like so good!
by I like donuts May 10, 2022
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