eyegasm

a visual spectacle so amazing, it produces an overload of the brain via the eyes.

that sunset was so beautiful, i had a total eyegasm.

eyegasm by Danny Peck January 21, 2004

bung eyes 

bung eyes is a medical condition were one of the eyes in a human is a lazy eye and when they look at you its weird because you dont know if they are looking at you or if they are looking at the person next to you or both

person 1 "hey that brad guys eyes are funny"

person 2 "yeah hes got bung eyes and cant eat sugar"

person 1 "ohh i see,that sucks"

bung eyes by metalupyourass November 2, 2006

eyes 

The organs specifically used to view pornography.

Jim's eyes couldn't look away from Tina's tits.

eyes by chad123456789010 December 15, 2010

Dry Eye Suprise 

After having a bad one night stand with a partner, the man will wait until the partner asleep he will then proceed to ejaculate on the eye or eyes of said partner. If done correctly this should crust over during the night and the partner should not be able to open the eye or eyes.

Yea I woke up with the worst dry eye suprise this morning!

Dry Eye Suprise by dgaskgfksdgf January 18, 2008

cross-eyed

to be totally plastered, drunk, or sloshed

After a few drinks Ivan Batinich became cross-eyed

cross-eyed by Ivan Batinich December 18, 2008

3 eyes

Insult for someone wearing a monocle.

British guy after tipping his top hat and putting a monocle up to his eye: Pip pip. Cheerio.

American guy: Fuck you 3 eyes!

3 eyes by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

flys eyes 

when your getting head and you rest your balls on the bridge of the girls nose.

Teddy-"yeah suger pie that feels great, now lets see some flys eyes"

Janis-"oh yeah Teddy bear put them on my nose"

flys eyes by johnny jerkmeoff April 28, 2006