London American City College

(noun)
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.

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Top Definition

A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:

Basic: London American University

Mid-range: College de Paris

Premium: Madonna University (USA)

These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.

Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.

Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”

“My uncle enrolled me in London American City College because he saw the word ‘American.’ Now I study on the second floor of an office building, and my degree depends on how much he paid.”

by PaulsonMathewChunkapura July 17, 2025

Faringdon community college

A school in faringdon full of y7 chavs and little shitheads who parrade around like they are the dick of the bull,every corner smells of weed along with the numerous drug dealers in the school everyone is either a shot eating council house benefit recieving multiple kid having sket or a weird animal loving asshole i went there and now im in a drug rehab after being sold numerous amounts of heroin and fentanyl in history by the school bop im on the street waiting outside the school gates for my year 8 girlfriend

Guy1: where did you go to school
Guy2:fcc
Guy1: dude i didnt know you were from bangladesh
Guy2: im not
Guy1:same conditions

“Faringdon community college” definition: foccused commited caring

by Suhmahdih September 6, 2025

college cheese

How some people say the phrase, "cottage cheese".

{Craig:} Hey Phillip, check out the salad bar. They have college cheese here; it's the educated cheese.

by Telephony2 September 10, 2025

Emmanuel College Cambridge

a college situated in Camdihdge, often seen raging in drag nights dressed as persona "emma cool cambdihdge". rumours of a torid love affair with Corpus Christi College Oxford are prevelent , however this corpus bitty often touches emma's corpuh nonchalantly and without consent. Further speculation into ECC depicts a strong theme of gendih dihsmorphia and a complete transition seems inevitihble (maybe in time for pride month!!) OTHER NEWS, ECC has , perhaps due to suhpressed dihsmorphia, a tendency to suh young dih... eg. jah,toh,wih and dih. (no oxfd comma as ts in cambdihdge and relations with ccco bitty are ruff) ....If u are interested in the blatant sex appeal of emma check out the blueprints or minty sainsburys dihsigns. REMEMBER blue prihnts are good as can be shoved up puh and can attract white tortas and tortoes as well as the elusive gorditas.. (honothan watch out)

happy gooners valedihctorians !!! have a brihcked up time in Came dih ge .

wow! emmanuel college Cambridge has brilliant blue prints! up the puh they go!

YAY there are so many torti in emmanuel college cambridge!

by EmmanuelCorpusToucherandTORTAS October 22, 2025

Xavier Catholic College

A high school "College" which is based near Albury, known for being on the local news occasionally. A shitshow for students. Students joke about this school and are excited to get out.

Oh, I used to go to Xavier Catholic College, what a shitshow

by mitchellj3 October 25, 2025

college commie

An individual, often a Western university student, who expresses sympathies towards communist ideologies, regimes, and leaders, and dismisses the atrocities they committed under such dictatorships. This term connotes an endorsement of violent revolutionary tactics, totalitarian governance, social oppression, and censorship, including its policies associated with historical communist countries. It also implies a tendency to deflect responsibility for these beliefs onto external political regimes when challenged and by becoming hostile, delusional, and aggressive.

This new student is one of those college commie types who defended these regimes and atrocities by blaming the people and not the leaders.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 31, 2025

Berwick Secondary College

A "high school" in Victoria's south east better described as a CIA black site, whether its kids committing grand theft auto or pedophilic teachers putting cameras up girls skirts this school is truly the deepest part of hell, may god bless anyone who dares go to Berwick Secondary College as they endure teachers putting kids in headlocks, vape dealers around every corner or the stupid fucking builders who built this school on a steep ass hill.

"I hear theres a bunch of pedophiles at berwick secondary college, i would never send my kids there."

by vapeshitter67 November 23, 2025