pushing beats

Apparently it’s a thing but since I’m the first person to make an Urban Dictionary Post. I’m guessing it means DJ’ing?
Eric was pushing beats this weekend for Barbie and Ken at the Dreamhouse Wedding in his backyard.
by Stan Cage December 19, 2018
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a beat of meat

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer
“it was only a beat of meat”
by rasta badmon January 24, 2025
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Celebrated annually on January 20th
Creighton Beats Marquette Day fun fact: Anonymous eagle is the worst account on twitter
by RDJAYS February 20, 2022
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Beating the whole village

Used when a guy takes his time and patiently and continuously is master-bating all night over and over again.
by El Guapo 29 January 01, 2021
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beating them cakes

she really wants me beating them cakes bro
by king54321 April 16, 2017
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beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 March 11, 2014
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Flour Beating

The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.
"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"
by Sweet papaya July 04, 2015
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