Asshole Recognition System (ARS) 

The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).

My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!

Asshole Recognition System (ARS) by CleanAssLover April 29, 2025

Asshole Zombie 

A person who walks around with a grumpy and unpleasant facial expression, and very unwelcoming when someone else tries to interact with that person.

Why are there so many asshole zombies in this area?

Asshole Zombie by anonymous May 12, 2025

Asshole 

Any boyfriend, good or bad. Gets at the irrational hatred of guts men naturally feel towards any man who is the boyfriend of any woman. Still just means boyfriend though, and can be used endearingly or in good fun, but always will have, at least sarcastic, subtext of 'I'm quietly wishing for your downfall.'

Evelyn's new asshole's name is Anthony. They're really sweet together. He's a great boyfriend.

We get it! Your asshole loves you! Is there anything else we can talk about?

I hate her asshole. He's a different person when she's not around.

I wonder where Ella's always running off with her asshole to when we go camping.

Asshole by anonymous June 7, 2025

Asshole 

1. (noun) A person's anus
2. (noun) A stupid, irritating, or contemptible person

Leave that asshole alone!

Asshole by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

Asshole 

Male Jerk.

You're an asshole as in male jerk.

Asshole by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025

Asshole Amnesia 

A person that’s such an asshole they’ve forgotten how much of an asshole they are.

After years of lying and manipulating his/her friends they were cast out from the group, only to return months later pretending like nothing happened. They have asshole amnesia.

Asshole Amnesia by InvertedAv8r September 5, 2025

Asshole cream 

´Cream that comes out after getting backshots

Guy fucking: Damn thats a lot of asshole cream

Asshole cream by nohomo4206967 October 2, 2025