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square egg

An egg that is pushed so god damn hard that it is forced into an square like shape.
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.

Also another insult for calling someone gay
by ILikeFerrets April 3, 2018
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Egg Roll

When your sex partner will penetrate their penis into the female whilst they pass wind onto their bellend and they pop their egg smothered cock into the female's mouth.
For example, last night I made an egg roll with my bird, it was pleasurable and she thoroughly enjoyed it.
by Bangers N Mash 69 July 6, 2019
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Egg

Egg
Egg
by Endo Bendo November 5, 2020
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Egg Man

AN EGG. He looks like an egg, acts like an egg, and he’s all around an egg. He has a child which is an oyster and a friend who is an ugly nut. They’re in a cult trio called the Death Foods. They spend their time coming after kids in third period, slowly taking them out. If you ever seen him in public, avoid him. don’t look into his eyes. He will turn you into an egg
Wow, revock is such an egg man
by k.rose420 March 30, 2020
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Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.
My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.
by Iris Long January 28, 2020
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egg-laying

Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.
by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011
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Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict Arnold…. Cumming in the

Hollandaise sauce Sauce as sneaky revenge! ICS
She cheated on me , fed her
Eggs Benedict Arnold for Breakfast!!!
by Hangstank December 1, 2023
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