The OG Prospector

The OG Prospector is said to be an urban legend, familiar amongst the natives of Northern & Central New Jersey. Sightings have been reported not only in these two regions of the state, but also in the mountains & some even in plain sight on the streets of the greater Salt Lake City, Utah area. The OG Prospector is said to be an old folk-tale (which derives from a currently unknown region of the planet) about a prospector of roaches. He would travel far & wide throughout many lands in search of prospective roaches, though some say he found the one perfect roach that he had always dreamed of, the roach to rule them all.. & then retired from his position, but keeping his title: The OG Prospector; others say... that to this day... he roams the quiet avenues & dimly lit back-roads of Northern & Central New Jersey in search of his heart's one true desire: roaches. Some say he was the greatest roach prospector in the history of roach prospecting, but others say he was just a bearded menace & a fiend; some say he never even existed. Believe what you will, this is the legend of The OG Prospector.

"Rob: Dude, I left a roach right on this table last night before I went to sleep, & now it isn't there.

Tom: Bro...have you ever heard the legend of The OG Prospector?"

"Jim: Bruh, why are you collecting roaches...like...really...?

Bryce: Dog, you really know nothing, do you? They call me The Young Prospector, after The OG Prospector, himself...boi."

"Bruh...this nigga out here on the porch with me & Terry, calling himself, 'OG Prospector.'..talkin' bout, 'can he keep the roach?' tf?"

The OG Prospector by Young Burlington Coat June 17, 2016

The Owl Theory

*After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*

WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE

There are 9 rules:

Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.

Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.

Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.

Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.

Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.

Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.

Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.

Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.

Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.

"Yo I really like that chick over there"
"Ight Bro. Keep the Owl Theory in in tho"

The Owl Theory by MKO LIVE August 9, 2016

The Ostrich

The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.

Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.

"Carl shoved a feather duster up my ass while we were hooking up." - Jennie

Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl

The Ostrich by Flexy Mcghee September 13, 2016

The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

The optical illusion by Dump truck January 2, 2017

The Old Eliassen 

When a young weeb decides to stick his penis inside the old Eliassen's earhole.

First appeared in Norwegian school Sandvika High School where a man decided he wanted to fuck the teacher.

Finna do the old Eliassen on that hoe

The Old Eliassen by Finnapullupskrt February 14, 2017

The ostrich

The single most magical magnificent being on earth

The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man

The boy all the girls want to ride

Gurl 1: check out the ostrich

Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine

Def 2

Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there

Jock 2: heck yeah I was

The ostrich by The ostrich 🙄 April 22, 2017

the old baked plum 

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

the old baked plum by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017