suck a softball through a straw

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything

That bitch could suck a softball through a straw

by Venix May 28, 2014

Suck the chrome off a bumper

A particularly hard, masterful blowjob.

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!

by Pompatus of Love September 05, 2016

suck my dick eye

When you see a gal with a purdy mouth and she looks at you seductively.

John and I were leaving the pub and grub and Becky gave him the "suck my dick eye" and he went home with her.

by duckkiller February 29, 2012

suck the nuts off a gorilla

This describes someone who has great oral sex suction.

That Wonda Wonderpig could suck the nuts off a gorilla!

by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

National suck pp day

October 14th is national suck pp day. Go suck some pp.

Hey, can i suck your pp on national suck pp day?

by Kekdjdjdkskwsirjeuz October 13, 2019

go suck yuh mada

Go suck yuh mada is a cursive language used by jamaican's to express themselve's

Them- move and gweh idiot
Me- go suck yuh mada pussy u noh bad

by Tuffkid January 20, 2019

Suck My Nutrients

because girls can't say suck my dick, and its rather inapropriate to say suck my boobies, you say suck my nutrients.
(think of boobie milk)

boy: suck my dick!!!
girl: suck my nutrients!!!!!

by urbanamurrica September 07, 2010