Boomtown Nosejob

(N) When someone’s snorting a line of blow and you slam their head into the table.

“Bro what happened to your nose?” Oh, Kyle gave me a Boomtown Nosejob last night.

by Phillip McKrevis September 6, 2020

Red Nosed

Scaredy cat, usually used in a derogatory way to make fun of someone.

- Suzy is such a red nosed person, she had her eyes closed the whole time!
- What a pussy.

by Suzysucksasslol November 25, 2020

Gold Nosed

A phrase meant to describe greedy persons who put wealth and or personal gain before the wellbeing of others.

"That gold nose could smell out even a penny buried in the sand!"
"That gold nosed tax collector took practically everything!"

by Dyne Willow Work February 2, 2021

Gold Nosed Upper Crusts

A mocking, often derogatory name given to those of high economic or social standing. Often referring to those who are greedy and perpetuate their greed with powerful connections.

"Those gold nosed upper crust billionaires screwed us over!"
"These gold nosed upper crusts have kept us down for too long!"

by Dyne Willow Work February 2, 2021

Big-nosed-professor Moment

When something is odd,nonsensical,funny and delightful.Usually bieng reminicent of Dr.Elefun,the happy-go-lucky old professor from Astro Boy

Lil´Billy:what do you think of my drawing?

Pops:well,i think its a big-nosed-professor moment!

by JohnnyB.Emo May 27, 2021

Star nosed mole

Bro, I banged this bird last night and her arsehole looked like a Star Nosed Mole was winking at me!

That arsehole looks like a Star Nosed Mole digging its way out of hibernation!

by BushyBikiniLine June 7, 2021

Kitten-nosed

When you’re so fucked up your nose turns pink and your tongue gets like sandpaper. Can be treated by sitting under a sunbeam and taking a nap.

“Quit licking me bro, you’re kitten-nosed!”

by Hog plastered November 20, 2021