child

1- Daughter or son.
2- Living being that is the result of the union of two gametes.

My child is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

Child Predator

The definition of someone wanting to have sex with a child.

Bob: I want to be a child predator!
Alex: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by I'm on MISERY! November 12, 2023

child

something annoying

Guy 1: Ewww whats that?

Guy 2: Thats a child stay away!

by froggy_likesgrass November 15, 2023

childish

Something high school boys will cal you if you wont suck their tiny dicks , or if you wont lie for them or do what they want you to do

BOY : bro shes so childishhh she wont do what i want

by HELLAJEEN November 28, 2023

childhood bird

A Mourning Dove. That bird who lives on your roof that you thought was an owl for the longest time, until you asked your parents about it.

Mourning Dove / Childhood Bird: hoot hoo, hoo hoo

*Me instantly remembering every bad memory from my past and almost crying*

by AUTISTICREATURE December 1, 2023

Children

Children are these stupid creatures that nobody asked to exist in this world. Everyone says these creations are made through sex and all that crap, but that is actually all just a lie, people just have sex for the fun of it and don't admit it. Next people get pregnant. That is actually all just a setup, and people just put pillows (or watermelons depends how strong they are) under their shirts to make it seem more realistic. The last step is the hospital to get the child out of their *coughs* pussy. Well, people actually just do that for the look of it. Now let me tell you how children are actually created. So these pelicans basically just like spawn some random child out of like their ass, and then they leave it in some random cardboard box beside the hospital, and then what happens is the nurse quickly throws out the watermelon, grabs that random child, and then she's just like,
"YOOOOOOOO here's your newborn child congrats!"
And then the woman supposibly giving birth to the child is like,
"YOOOOOOOO I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT MY VERY OWN CHILD WOULD LOOK LIKE DEFINITELY NOT LIKE SOME RANDOM PELICAN BROUGHT IT HERE!!"
So yeah kids now you know how children are made 🤗

Yay. Children.

Also don't mind the gif it randomly fits perfectly-

by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 27, 2024

CHILDEATER

a very sane friend (im at gunpoint) please get me out I am on his computer he is gonna eat me

ME: I am CHILDEATER and I will eat you
the guy who tried to post this on my computer: please noooooo!
ME: eats him and goes back into my hole

by CHILDLICKER December 15, 2023