beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

When the beat fire but ... starts rapping

A phrase used when the song has a good beat but the rapper (...) on it ruins it.

Originally used on the internet with different phrases, it became popular in a different format in late 2023.
Starting off as an untrue statement about young Richmond, Virginia-based artist, Nettspend, the term quickly blew up on Twitter and started being used for other artists.

The first seen use of this new saying was from X user @kanjlrou on November 21, 2023.

Bob: That new Ice Spice song is ass. The beat was good though.
Bobby: When the beat fire but ... starts rapping

by Vineetx October 9, 2024

Sahara meat beat

To put sand Into a man's foreskin and jerk it.

Thank you for the lovely Sahara meat beat.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Beat The Volver

The new way of saying Flick the bean

Guy1: Did you beat the volver the other night?
Guy2: Mate, i beat so much volver it was unreal

by GashByTheMeter December 15, 2010

Panel beating

Vigorous and rhythmic pounding, either into vehicle panels... but preferably into vaginas

Before I get started Panel beating, I'm gonna turn her inside out and lick her like a crisp packet

by Wellhungploughboy July 28, 2024

Beat marple girl syndrome

When a marple girl is to beat to get with anyone from her school, so she has to go to a different school to get someone.

Yo, that girl definitely has beat marple girl syndrome

by Beat girls December 31, 2021

Fruit ass beating

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio

I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please

by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021