one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door 

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door by Libertine October 4, 2005

Red Banana 

Banana with a Reddish color

"you know on a stoplight green means go and yellow means yield? well on a banana its tha exact opposite. green means WHOA! hold on, yellow means go right ahead, and red means where tha fuck you get that banana at!"

Red Banana by snoopid September 14, 2004

The Banana Phone

An irritating song by Raffi.

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone...I've got this feeling, so appealing, for us to get together and sing, SING!

The Banana Phone by killerqueen May 3, 2005

Bruised Banana Salad 

The grinded marijuana mixture, formed by combining the two types of marijuana: Blue Dream and Banana Kush

When Kevin asked Si if he knew what bruised banana salad was, he replied "the combination of Blue Dream and Banana Kush"

Bruised Banana Salad by C-Mos August 23, 2011

havana banana 

An STD most commonly contracted while on TDY in Florida.

Yeah, I went clubbin last night, ended up at Bare Assets and I think I got Havana Banana now.

havana banana by major doko June 28, 2009

Chiquita Banana 

An awesome name for a female dog that is disproportionately long.

What's your Dachshund's name? Her name is Chiquita Banana.

Chiquita Banana by MiCarJo August 2, 2012

Alabama Banana Shake 

When you shove a peeled banana inside of a girls vagina and proceed to fuck her with the banana inside, then eat her out.

You can tell Jaques had a Alabama Banana Shake with his girl last night 'cause of all the bananas in his room

Alabama Banana Shake by 5dorra October 14, 2016