Suck the chrome off a bumper

A particularly hard, masterful blowjob.

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

suck my dick eye

When you see a gal with a purdy mouth and she looks at you seductively.

John and I were leaving the pub and grub and Becky gave him the "suck my dick eye" and he went home with her.

by duckkiller May 25, 2012

suck the nuts off a gorilla

This describes someone who has great oral sex suction.

That Wonda Wonderpig could suck the nuts off a gorilla!

by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

National suck pp day

October 14th is national suck pp day. Go suck some pp.

Hey, can i suck your pp on national suck pp day?

by Kekdjdjdkskwsirjeuz October 13, 2019

go suck yuh mada

Go suck yuh mada is a cursive language used by jamaican's to express themselve's

Them- move and gweh idiot
Me- go suck yuh mada pussy u noh bad

by Tuffkid January 19, 2019

suck big daddy crow

Phrase that is an extended yet more colorful expression of the standard "suck my dick" expletive.

Getting ready to speak, Betsy was cut off before she even started when Brandon loudly snapped, "Bitch, don't even. Y'know God wasted a perfectly good asshole by giving you teeth. Which kind of reminds me,aren't you supposed to be sucking my dick right about now?" Looking at the clock on the wall for confirmation, Brandon answered himself, "Should be, now get over here and suck big daddy crow before I have to slap a ho".

by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2021

Suck My Nutrients

because girls can't say suck my dick, and its rather inapropriate to say suck my boobies, you say suck my nutrients.
(think of boobie milk)

boy: suck my dick!!!
girl: suck my nutrients!!!!!

by urbanamurrica September 7, 2010