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the night shift

the best strip club in baltimore
jon: hey david look joey is comming up from virgina lets show him the night shift

David: ok just let me get some one's were going to show him baltimore's best boobs
the night shift by freefire July 12, 2009

Thursday Night Club 

Going out a getting really drunk on a Thursday night in anticipation of the weekend.
Right it's thursday, who's up for getting booooooooozy at Thursday Night Club?
Thursday Night Club by TIN Laden December 20, 2010

Muff Night 

A regular scheduled night you have sex with a girl, ussually a slut or whore.
Mark claims every Saturday as Muff night, but he has probably never screwed one. But then again He does know some pretty nasty sluts.
Muff Night by Dom pville March 18, 2011

Two Night Stride 

Unlike a traditional One Night Stand, the two (or more depending on preference) engage in sexual relations for two consecutive nights with the same notion of not seeing each other after the conclusion. The purpose for this is for a man or woman to catch their "prey" for a weekend instead of having to go out on the prowl for two consecutive nights (if their intent is to get laid that weekend). This is often entacted by an act of subterfuge (i.e. a bed and breakfast provided by the initiator) for one individual to persuade the other individual to stay another night with the intent to simply continue the sexual affairs for the next evening only to be washed away after one kicks the other out just for the sex and wishes to see them never again. This can also be done by one getting the other's number and calling them over for a booty call THAT MUST HAPPEN THE FOLLOWING DAY and then engaging in sexual affairs and then the initiator either ignoring every call or blocking the other's number afterwards. Unlike "rebeat business", the booty call can only be done ONCE and it is not an ongoing thing. The purpose is for one to eliminate any communication with the person after the two days conclude---simply because of the fear of a relationship, to get out of distasteful sex or to just engage in an act of "fucking and chucking" someone in a longer progression.
Tom: Hey look at that girl over there at the bar.
Ralph: Ya? What about her?
Tom: She looks like a perfect two night stride. I don't have enough money to chase tail for the whole weekend.
Ralph: Go get er' man!
Scott (whom has a girlfriend): Ha. God you guys are pathetic.

Spaghetti Night Scramble 

When you remember at the last minute you have to make dinner and realize that you didn't prepare anything before hand. Eventually you decide to just boil some pasta and heat up some Ragu.
"Pasta again?"
"Yeah, tonight was a Spaghetti Night Scramble"

Sunday Night Singer 

People who sing in church, but are not talented enough to sing in morning church.
Did you hear Adam singing Wind Beneath My Wings?

That dude is a Sunday Night Singer at best.
Sunday Night Singer by Progidy October 14, 2012