bakers law

bakers law is the rule that if your plan is tupid enough, it will always work out anyways.

"this plan was so stupid i didn't think it was gonna work out, but bakers law made it happen."

by coolfashiontips January 27, 2018

Ethan’s law

A mathematical equation meaning 0.999 recuring is equal to 1 due to a third being 0.333 recuring so 3 thirds aka 1 hole is equal to 0.9999 recuring

I used Ethan’s law to figure out if it actually equaled one

by Maverick8223 August 14, 2025

Pria's Law

"Anyone that comes out (as gay, trans, non-binary, etc) will eventually meet other people with the same labels as them"

essentially the law implies that coming out of the closet about your sexuality, gender, race, political views, etc will lead you to meet other people with the same labels as you.

"since coming out as trans, i've met 3 new trans people today. this must be the work of Pria's Law"

by Pria The Jumpluff April 11, 2021

Huynh law

Anything that falls under the Huynh law would become correct effective immediately. Benjamin Huynh has the ability to change the rules or facts of anything based on the Huynh law.

Benjamin Huynh: Hey bro did you know i now own Darian's entire house
Guy 1: No you dont dumbass how can you own it
Benjamin Huynh: I invoked the Huynh law so i own it.

by throbbing blood tube November 6, 2021

co-grandnephew-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's husband.

My co-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"

I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

Reno's Law

reno's law is when you can't have sex over the age of 30 unless it is with Reno, and you can't bang canadians.

I told her it's Reno's law, we can't have sex anymore.

by renorenorenoreno June 18, 2021