Who cares though

The thing I say to myself after spending 5+ minutes on a comment, post or UrbDic entry before deleting it because I’m not funny or interesting.

*writes a small essay for a YouTube comment*
Yeah but who cares though??? *discard*

by IAlreadyUsedRaegoerOnAnAlt January 25, 2023

Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023

Like a philosopher in thought

Another way of saying someone is extremely attractive

Oh my god, look at her, she’s so beautiful, like a philosopher in thought

by maxxkawa February 20, 2023

welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.

"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"

by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023

The Benta Touch

When someone is so naturally good at fixing things that it seems supernatural. This could be fixing cars, computers, art pieces, etc. this is very similar to when your mom tells you where something is and you go exactly to that spot and it isn’t there but then she goes to that exact spot and somehow finds it. Imagine if Khaby lame did what he did except for extremely complicated tasks. Imagine yourself trying to do something that you could swear is at difficulty 10 and then someone comes over and does immediately with hardly any issue at all, then you’re left there head scratching because you have no idea how they made it seem so simple.

Mike: “man I just can’t seem to get this weld right it’s like the welder is broken or something.”

Benta who has half as much experience: “All you gotta do is weld it”

*Benta then proceeds to weld an entire fence together with a broken welder*

Mike: Wow he really has The Benta Touch.
Or
Mike: Wow you really have that welder The Benta Touch

by Joseph 0716 April 5, 2023

i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 7, 2023

intrusive sex thoughts

It’s like I have hyperactive libido ramped up to 1000x. Sex dominates my thoughts every waking moment of every day. Masterbation helps for all of 5 minutes then it’s back on. Obviously I’m addicted to porn as it helps me masterbate more often to calm the unending torrents, but I’ve been trying really hard to quit as it’s so bad for my mental health and the way I see women, and my hyperactive libido has gotten so much worse. I can’t find any outlet for it at all; nothing I try can make it just stop.

I have intrusive sex thoughts. Fear me!

by Bad C dev April 13, 2023