shoveling snow in a blizzard 

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

shoveling snow in a blizzard by Languist January 9, 2024

Spiritual Snow Day 

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

Spiritual Snow Day by Spookimaru January 16, 2024

Organic Snow cone 

Cum into a tray of ice cube molds. Wait for these to freeze and mash them. Shape into a snow cone and enjoy the frozen treat. Or use as snowballs.

Man, my girl was begging for a organic snow cone yesterday.

Organic Snow cone by Hampterman February 5, 2024

President Snow 

Admit it! We were all crying out loud when he died, main antagonist Katniss decides to execute him!!! (Dun dun dun!!!!) Even though the hunger games were the reason why everyone died, President snow is such a good person in fact, that the creators of the hunger games didn't have the guts to tell everyone HOW he died

Hello! I am president Snow

President Snow by Not zombie February 7, 2024

National Snow Day Blow Day 

When you sell another house on February 28th.

Happy National Snow Day Blow Day!
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National Snow Day Blow Day by SnowDayBLOWday February 28, 2024

Carbonated_snow

A dude who could be described as short and cute. So cute he might be a femboy

Girl: I wish I could cuddle him he is so cute, Carbonated_snow could be such a cute femboy

Carbonated_snow by Femboy trafficer March 5, 2024

dirty snow globe 

When a girl sucks a man’s dirty hairy unwashed balls, and he jacks off furiously until ejaculation, causing the cum to “snow” on her face. He then rubs his dirty hairy balls through the cum on her face.

“Woah dude, Grayson literally just dirty snow globed that bitch!”

dirty snow globe by bunnysballs42098 March 31, 2024