Spiritual Snow Day 

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

Spiritual Snow Day by Spookimaru January 16, 2024

Organic Snow cone 

Cum into a tray of ice cube molds. Wait for these to freeze and mash them. Shape into a snow cone and enjoy the frozen treat. Or use as snowballs.

Man, my girl was begging for a organic snow cone yesterday.

Organic Snow cone by Hampterman February 5, 2024

President Snow 

Admit it! We were all crying out loud when he died, main antagonist Katniss decides to execute him!!! (Dun dun dun!!!!) Even though the hunger games were the reason why everyone died, President snow is such a good person in fact, that the creators of the hunger games didn't have the guts to tell everyone HOW he died

Hello! I am president Snow

President Snow by Not zombie February 7, 2024

National Snow Day Blow Day 

When you sell another house on February 28th.

Happy National Snow Day Blow Day!
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National Snow Day Blow Day by SnowDayBLOWday February 28, 2024

Yakubian Snow Demon 

Slang for a White person. A derivation of the word "Yakubian" which is used in some Islamic Black Nationalist groups to denote either a particularly bad white person, or the whole of the white race, the latter commonly identifying whiteness with an innate savagery and/or barbarity.

One account from the Black Nationalist group the "Nation of Islam," portrays Yakub as a scientist from 6600 years ago, living in a since lost highly technologically advanced civilization of Black people around the Hejaz area.
For some reason, varyingly bullying or a form of anti-blackness, Yakub decided to create the White race through selective breeding on an island called "Pelan" which is identified with Patmos in modern Greece, making every other race along the way until the White race was created and then killed Yakub, unleashing barbarity and savagery upon the world.

The phrase has since been co-opted by some Whites ironically, due to the origin story of the white race within these doctrines being seen as comical.

Guy 1: "Hey bro do you know where I can find a gas station?"
Guy 2: "..."
Guy 1: "... Uh, hello?"
Guy 2: "Fuck outta here you Yakubian Snow Demon."
Guy 1: "Ok calm down Elijah Muhammad."

Yakubian Snow Demon by SablinDidNothingWrong June 18, 2024

Australian Snow Plow 

The act of a man sitting on top of a women's face getting his ass ate, "down unda", while simultaneously titty fucking her.

Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl and I tried! I gave her the Australian Snow Plow and she did not leave disappointed!

Make sure to shower before we get it on tonight, I want you to give me the ol' Australian Snow Plow baby!

Australian Snow Plow by Stinky Bhole June 20, 2024

John Snow 

An old man’s white pubic hair that is overgrown with his penis barely poking out.

The dressing room door was open and I saw that man’s John Snow.

John Snow by ForrestBeau June 22, 2024