Snow-figure

A more naturalistic alternative to "snow-person" that preserves the gender neutrality and can also be used for other animals and things.

We dawned our coats and ventured into the snow to make a seductive and voluptuous snow-figure.

by ApricotFields July 31, 2020

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Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.

You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!

by Agaveman April 23, 2024

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Snow Crash

When you jump into a pool that is full of gizz.

"We finished the night with a Snow Crash at the love farm."

by Nanoducati August 29, 2022

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Minnesota Snow Storm

The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.

It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.

by Daneomania March 4, 2022

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When you get so frustrated and desperate after 2 months of non-stop snow storms, that you are willing to blow the first guy with a shovel, that knocks on your door, in order to get your property cleared, and dig your car out. Different from an ordinary whore with a pizza delivery boy, in that you are only blowing said person because of the copious amounts of snow, and possibly some cabin fever. Very common in rural areas!

This Winter in the Northeast was so bad that it turned all of the women, and a few guys I know too, into Snow-Blowers. I'm just glad I was able to help out all of my neighbors, and save them the inconvenience of shoveling, while getting more than $10 and a cup of hot coco. I can't wait until next year. I'm hoping all the Global Warming nonsense is just something the government is making up. I might move to Buffalo! Let it snow, let it snow!!!

by Tonytoys March 7, 2015

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